Funny Sarcastic soy candle I'M ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY I BREAK OUT IN SARCASM

This is a funny 14 oz glass jar candle! You get to choose any scent you'd like for this candle.  Made by Eartherella. Hand Poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax Contains NO dyes, all of our candles are natural in color All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. Will burn for 90-100 hours under optimal burning conditions. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable glass jar with lid. Candles do not get any more earth friendly that this!  For best results, trim wick to 1/4" before lighting, and only burn for 2-3 hours at a time.  Let the wax harden before lighting again.