Funny Sarcastic soy candle I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK

Choose the size jar you would like for this candle!  Available in 5 oz, 9 oz and 14 oz. Please note, the smaller the jar, the smaller the print will be on the candle.FEATURES: Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax.  All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils - we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe.We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable glass jar with lid. For best results, trim wick to 1/4" before lighting every time, and only burn for 3-4 hours at a time - there should be a full melt pool of liquid wax on the very top of the candle. Do not burn when there is less than 1/2" of wax left in the jar. Let the wax harden before lighting again.